Turkey Burgers—they're not made from turkeys, but crafted by turkeys!"

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While this photo was expertly crafted by our skilled Photoshop team, we have some rather unsettling news. Our intrepid reporter, who was investigating the truth behind turkey burgers, has mysteriously disappeared. After thorough checks on his LinkedIn profile to ensure he hadn't simply moved to a new job, we found no trace of him all day.

We suspect that he uncovered a shocking truth: turkey burgers are actually made by turkeys, not with them. This revelation might have led to his unfortunate fate, presumably being turned into one of the very burgers he was reporting on.

Interestingly, we discovered a loophole in 'Burger Law' that allows this deception, making people believe they are choosing a healthier option. However, the real reason turkey burgers don't taste as good might be because it's easier to train factory workers than turkeys to make these burgers.

Stay tuned as we dig deeper into this bizarre mystery.