Robocop turns into a Robocaller

In a surprising turn of events, the once-heroic Robocop has abandoned his life of justice to embrace a more mischievous path. Known for his tireless dedication to upholding the law, the Robotic Cop has now become a notorious robo caller.

The shift began gradually, with Robocop making a name for himself as a prank caller. Despite his attempts to conceal his identity, his monotone, robotic voice gave him away every time. "You'd think a state-of-the-art robot could disguise his voice better," one victim of his pranks remarked, chuckling.

In an exclusive interview, Ted Bucks, a former colleague, shared some insight into Robocop's new lifestyle. "The dude still eats baby food, for crying out loud. No wonder he's sick of all this police shit," Ted said, shaking his head. "I guess even robots need a break from saving the world now and then."

When he's not busy making calls, Robocop takes to the streets on his skateboard, displaying impressive skills that draw crowds at local skateparks. If people get too close to him, he often is reported spray-painting them in the face.

For now, citizens are left wondering what Robocop will do next. Will he return to his former glory, or is this just the beginning of a new chapter in his robotic life?

This is the shit that Ted Bucks says Robocop eats.

Robocop doing a trick 12 floors up in the air.