Robocop Throws the Iron Throne in Dramatic Showdown, But All Is Not Lost

Bippy Boob Bud

2/18/20241 min read

In a shocking turn of events, the legendary Iron Throne, symbol of power in Westeros, found itself airborne yesterday—thanks to none other than Robocop. Witnesses report that the cybernetic law enforcer, in what can only be described as an uncharacteristic display of frustration, hoisted the throne and hurled it across the Great Hall.

Miraculously, the throne landed upright, sustaining minimal damage despite its dramatic flight. Experts agree the throne’s sturdy sword-based construction likely saved it from complete destruction. "It was a close call," commented a local historian. "The throne’s intact landing symbolizes resilience—even in chaos."

However, the aftermath took a quirky turn as Robocop, armed with a can of spray paint, began tagging nearby walls with the phrase "The Throne Has Been Thrown." Despite being stopped multiple times, the law enforcer seemed determined to spread his message. Some speculate the act is symbolic, while others suspect Robocop is simply testing the boundaries of his programming.

For now, the Iron Throne remains upright, with the hall restored to order. Yet, residents of King’s Landing are left to ponder one question: was this a warning from Robocop, or simply a moment of metallic mischief? Only time will tell.

Edit: The throne was not from Westeros as first thought, it was claimed with proof or receipt by someone who had purchased it from their local comic bookstore.