Cats Caught in Late-Night Online Shopping Spree

Oscar the Grouch

6/12/20241 min read

Cats Caught in Late-Night Online Shopping Spree

Dallas, TX – In a bizarre turn of events, local residents have discovered that their late-night online shopping sprees and mysteriously dwindling liquor supplies were not the result of their own nocturnal habits, but rather the cunning antics of their pet cats.

For months, homeowners across the city have been puzzled by unexpected deliveries and unexplained charges on their credit cards. The mystery deepened as bottles of wine and scotch seemed to vanish overnight, leading to suspicions of sleepwalking or forgetfulness.

However, the truth was far more astonishing. Hidden cameras set up by curious and concerned pet owners revealed that their beloved felines were the culprits. Footage showed cats perched on chairs, paws delicately tapping away at keyboards, and eyes fixated on glowing screens as they navigated online stores with surprising dexterity. Beside them, half-empty bottles of wine and scotch hinted at their indulgent escapades.

One resident, Jane Doe, shared her shock: "I couldn't believe it when I saw the footage. My cat, Whiskers, was ordering stuff I actually liked but didn't need. And here I was thinking I had a drinking and shopping problem!"

Experts suggest that the cats' behavior may be driven by a combination of curiosity and the allure of the glowing screens. "Cats are naturally inquisitive creatures," said Dr. Piggleton Sr., a renowned person who made eye contact with us. "The light from the screens and the movement of the cursor can be very enticing to them. It's not surprising that some have figured out how to interact with these devices."

So, the next time you find an unexpected package at your door or notice a missing bottle of your favorite drink, you might want to check if your furry friend has been up to some late-night mischief.